Magpie Moments
A collection of shiny bits
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Post reblogged from I am Jamie, know it and fear it
illegal immigrants? you mean white people
except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created.
did you actually just say white people created society in america
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Photoset reblogged from I am Jamie, know it and fear it
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Post reblogged from I am Jamie, know it and fear it
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL THEIR OTHER FRIENDS?
ORGY, IT’S CALLED AN ORGY
Ah yes, I participated in many orgies when I was 12.
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Chat reblogged from I am Jamie, know it and fear it
- Dad: Don't put the new knives in the dishwasher, okay?
- Me: Why?
- Dad: Because you'll blunt them
- Brother: Oh, did you hear that laddie, he said we'll blunt the knives!
- Dad: ...what
- Me: BLUNT THE KNIVES, BEND THE FORKS
- Brother: SMASH THE BOTTLES AND BURN THE CORKS
- Dad: ... no
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Photoset reblogged from I am Jamie, know it and fear it
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Photo reblogged from I won't Believe in love, it's just a lie.
“This a photograph taken from the teenager (shirtless guy) named Austin Schafer’s Twitter account, of a kid being tied up and beaten by upper classmen at Columbia High School in Nampa, Idaho.
This is a recent photograph and one where the school’s authorities have not taken action yet. Remember this kid’s name and repost this picture.
The Neanderthal trash who are bullying him deserve to have this picture plastered all over the Internet for prospective college admission offices to see so their career pinnacle can be asking me which kind of soup I want at Olive Garden.
If you’ve been a victim of bullying or know someone who has, please repost.”Signal Boost
Dang I live 5 minutes away from there
Those guys are sons of bitches.
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i would like a movie of tony stark and bruce banner just fucking around, like inventing shit and getting froyo and breaking into nasa headquarters and sitting on the couch eating extra cheesy pizza watching back to the future together
And I just want a sitcom of Thor, Loki and Cap trying to figure modern technology out
And a romantic comedy about what happened in Budapest.
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If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.
Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.
Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.
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Post reblogged from I am Jamie, know it and fear it
Someday I will start quietly singing “Do You Hear the People Sing” in the middle of a public place
and if people join me and the singing slowly builds to a rousing anthem that will be the best day of my life
LOOK AT ALL THE NOTES I THINK IM GOING TO GO DO THIS NOW ITS REASSURING.
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Photoset reblogged from I am Jamie, know it and fear it
LES MISUMENTARY: Cosette sometimes has to remind herself that Marius is a little bit sensitive.
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I didn’t choose the fandom life.
The fandom life broke into my house in the middle of the night and said “Dad’s on a hunting trip, and hasn’t been home in a few days.”
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Photoset reblogged from Addicted ta yo grill
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Why do I get the feeling that John Green and Misha Collins would be best friends?
what ever
gave you
that
idea
The amount of wit and crazy shenanigans would be staggering
The encompassing 50 mile radius would need to be on lock down
how about the whole god damn world
